O Gato Fritz (Fritz the Cat)

O desenho independente (e sacana) de maior sucesso da história !

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FRITZ THE CAT é um personagem dos quadrinhos criado Robert Crumb, um dos criadores dos quadrinhos independentes e underground nos Estados Unidos. Mas antes de falarmos no Fritz, o personagem principal da postagem, vamos falar um pouco sobre Crumb e sua família. Seu pai era marinheiro e muito religioso, sendo severo e tendo uma mãe super protetora.

Numa família com 4 irmãos, Charles, o mais velho e Robert, não tinham o costume de brincar como as crianças de suas idades, a diversão deles era desenhar, incluindo histórias em quadrinhos de um gato que tinham em casa. É relatado que inclusive o irmão Charles obrigava Robert a desenhar. No documentário de 1994 ''Crumb'' do diretor Terry Zwigoff, além narração da obrigação em desenhar, é entendido que os irmãos tem um certo grau de sociofobia, ou seja, dificuldade de se relacionar e interagir com as pessoas ou até de realizar alguma atividade que é observado, como um esporte por exemplo. Charles se suicidou em 1992, inclusive o documentário é dedicado a ele.

Não sei se a infância de Robert influenciou na sua criatividade, o que podemos afirmar que o filme de FRITZ THE CAT entrou para a história sendo a primeira animação a receber uma certificação igual aos filmes pornográficos, mesmo não tendo nada de sexo explicito (contém insinuações) mas tem muita violência gratuita, consumo de drogas e linguagem chula. Uma observação, existem animações pornos de muitos anos antes, mas as mesmas eram produzidas especialmente para o cinema adulto,então não se submetiam a classificação, como por exemplo ''Eveready Harton in Buried Treasure'' de 1929 (e tem no Youtube ou Vimeo, podem procurar safadinhos), FRITZ THE CAT por ser uma animação ''comercial'', teve classificação e se deu mal.

FRITZ THE CAT seguiu o que os quadrinhos queriam passar (forçando a barra em alguns pontos), Robert por estar independente, fez o que queria, um gatinho bonitinho, criticas sociais, sexo, violência, consumo de drogas, algo totalmente fora do normal na década de 50 e 60. Criado em 1959, Fritz estreou apenas em 1965 numa revista chamada ''Help!'' que pertencia ao editor Harvey Kurtzman o mesmo da revista ''Mad'' (essa devem conhecer), também underground e sem politicamente correto.

Em 1969, um animador chamado Ralph Bakshi comprou um livro com as histórias de Robert e ficou encantado como que leu e já teve a ideia de transforma-lo numa animação de longa metragem, junto com seu amigo produtor Steve Krantz. Mas a negociação com Robert não foi nada fácil e nem com distribuidoras.

Vamos por partes, já que cada um tem uma versão diferente, Robert afirma que nunca assinou nada para transformar sua criação num longa, incluindo ameaça de processo (que ficou na ameaça) devido seu nome estar nos creditos da animação e ele queria que fosse retirado, pois viu o resultado e não gostou. Por sua vez, Krantz afirma que recebeu o contrato assinado por Robert e que pagou 12.500 dólares pelos direitos de Fritz. Talvez nunca saberemos que está falando a verdade mas provavelmete Krantz tenha algum documento, se não, provavelmente não teria criado o longa, até porque, ele não estava na Turquia na década de 60/70 (entendedores entenderão kkk). A história dessa negociação foi publicado numa matéria da revista Funnyworld de 1972 que pode ser lido em inglês clicando no botão abaixo ou aqui.

The Filming of Fritz the Cat, Part One Reprinted from Funnyworld No. 14, Spring 1972. III. Crumb, His Cat, and the Dotted Line When Ralph Bakshi talks about his pre-Fritz work in animation now, there is a thread of conflict between Bakshi—the blunt, impatient native of Brownsville—and the prevailing styles of the cartoons being made by the studios he worked for, whether they were the UPA-derived films of Gene Deitch, the crass junk of William Weiss, or the clanking TV cartoons of Steve Krantz. Bakshi expresses admiration for the" Ashcan School," the naturalistic American painters of the early twentieth century, and says, "Basically, I want to get down to street level." Bakshi remembers being unhappy with the emphasis on design at Terrytoons under Gene Deitch: Fritz book cover"I don't want to get involved in doing something that makes a point obliquely. If I'm going to say 'screw you' and it's important to say it, and it's right—in the middle of a gang fight—then I can't do it with four abstract characters who say something else. So I had massive fights with these guys, on this level. They were doing beautiful-looking pictures, and they were getting all involved in the storyboards—this means that, and that means this, and this really means that—and I said it means shit. Why not come out and say it?" It's doubtful that Bakshi's dissatisfaction was that well articulated at that time, and in fact, the first cartoon Bakshi directed, Gadmouse the Apprentice Good Fairy, has been described by one cartoon buff as "probably about the best-designed Terrytoon since Gene Deitch left." (Bakshi was his own designer, as well as his own layout man and animator; he remembers trying to improve the cartoon by using such devices as colored gels lit from below.) But by the end of his tenure at Terrytoons, Bakshi says, his discontent was taking on concrete form: "I would go home and do what I thought were underground comics—and I've got tons of them—because they were so gross. At that point, I was embarrassed or intellectually snowballed by other people, because I was drawing queers and lesbians and Mafia leaders at home, and I thought, goddam, I must be a sick guy. It wasn't done then. The image of UPA was still in everybody's minds. So I would put this stuff aside. I didn't realize it could have been turned into animated cartoons, but of course, who would have let me then?" When Bakshi made Marvin Digs at Paramount, it was his first step away from the calculated unreality of the Terrytoons cartoons, and that no doubt accounts for his bittersweet attitude toward that excruciatingly bad cartoon. Something of this attitude—a delight in shedding even a few of the conventions that have imprisoned animation in recent years—turns up when he talks about Spiderman: "I was starting to sneak lines in Spiderman like 'New York's a dirty town, man, but I dig it.' Some of the lines were more than anyone else had allowed me in television. Some of the pieces of dialogue were realistic; it's a small point, but when you realize all the things we had been doing weren't anything like that. . . this turned me on. Spider was a character who had certain hang-ups that allowed me to do that." With this frustration bubbling under the surface of his cartoons, Bakshi's response when he first saw underground comic books is understandable: "I said, oh wow, you're finally doing it. I got very aggravated with myself for not quitting the business. I thought to myself, I copped out, I should be doing what those guys are doing, what am I doing television stuff for?" Underground comic books are "underground" in two respects: they are produced and sold outside the usual channels for commercial comic books, and they violate or simply disregard all the restrictions—sex, violence, language, body functions—that have been imposed on commercial comic books and newspaper comic strips. The underground comic books began to appear in substantial numbers in 1968 (around the time Bakshi and Krantz were starting their studio), after their artists had spent several years cutting their teeth in the fledgling underground newspapers and in Harvey Kurtzman's Help. The great attraction of underground comics for artists has always been the incredible freedom they offer (to the point that in some underground comics, no editorial hand—in the selective sense—can be discerned at all) and this freedom has spawned a number of comic strips that invite discussion in medical rather than literary terms. More recently, the field has been swamped with mediocrities who have taken advantage of the relaxed or nonexistent standards against which most underground comics are measured; and from the beginning, many strips have been marred by their self-conscious violation of the old taboos. But in their first couple of years, in particular, underground comic books were an intriguing amalgam. It was possible to see a number of traditions being pulled together in the work of the best cartoonists. There was the comic anarchism of the Marx Brothers and Kurtzman's early Mad, and there were many of the elements of scatological literature, but usually without the ugly neurotic overtones. There had been something like the same union of forces in the "eight-pagers," the notorious little comic books of the thirties in which public figures and comics characters engaged in uninhibited sexual activity, but the eight-pagers were significantly different from underground comic books in tone: they pandered to their readers' sexual fantasies, whereas the underground comic books expressed their artists' fantasies. The difference lay in the "counter-culture" of the late sixties; underground comics were an expression of the counter-culture, but it also provided ingredients for their brew. Some underground cartoonists became mired in the quicksands of radical politics or drugs, just as the underground newspapers did, but the better artists avoided such traps, taking what they could use, but nothing more. The result was a number of comics stories that have the vitality and even the appearance of the great comic strips of the first few decades of the century, before the feature syndicates and realistically drawn adventure strips like Flash Gordon squashed the life out of them. Sometimes, this "old-timey" look is the product of deliberate imitation, but more often, what is involved is a relearning of the art of the comic strip; the resemblance to earlier comics is simply a by-product of this process. This is nowhere more true than in the work of Robert Crumb, the best known of the underground cartoonists. It was Crumb's early comic books—Zap, Snatch, etc.—that gave underground comics the lift they needed, and any new comic book of his is certain of sales in the tens of thousands, despite the vagaries of underground distribution. Crumb's work is probably more "archaic" than any other underground cartoonist's—he has identified a score of cartoonists as influences, and his strips constantly suggest associations with this or that artist—but his drawings are always immediately recognizable as his own, even when separated by a number of years and by several superficial changes in his style. To a degree unmatched today by any other cartoonist, underground or "establishment," his characters are simple but solid, moving in a universe that has its own physical and emotional rea!ity, subtle but easily grasped in its basic outlines. Crumb at his best combines extraordinarily acute observation of what is going on around him (some of the conversations between his characters are spooky in their accuracy) with a basically sympathetic attitude; when anger does surface in his work (as in a mordant little story about Charles Manson), it has a cold, lucid quality that is far more impressive than the rage that is commonplace in other cartoonists' work. Crumb is a whole artist; even when he is sloppy or merely noodling, his vision of life is complete in his work. When he writes and draws a poor strip—and he draws a lot of them—the substance of his work doesn't change; it's as if we were looking at it through a smeared windowpane, not in a distorting mirror. Crumb's vision is a comic one, of course. He discerns the comic possibilities in every situation, and in every person, including himself. Carl Barks, who is as good at this as Crumb, but whose comic vision has often had a darker cast, has commented on the similarities in his and Crumb's stories: "I noticed that Crumb's underlying message. . . is that nothing is important enough to be taken seriously. This was a message I often sneaked into my duck stories." In a way, it's curious that Crumb should have attained his eminence, since his attitude toward life was at odds with the deadly seriousness of the self-absorbed young radicals who set the tone for the counter-culture in the late sixties. Crumb has mocked revolutionaries in his stories (although he took issue with Ralph Bakshi over Bakshi's insertion of a condemnation of the radical left in Fritz), and his work has been out of favor among political activists of various kinds, particularly those involved in women's liberation. The answer probably is that most of Crumb's readers aren't performing a "political act" when they read his stories. Crumb's comic books are simply the most entertaining of any available today, with the possible exception of Gilbert Shelton's. Shelton has a gift for observation that rivals Crumb's, his timing is even sharper, and his stories are put together with a fine carpenter's hand that makes Crumb often seem all thumbs by comparison. But Shelton hasn't yet mastered what for Crumb is as natural as breathing: writing and drawing stories about characters who are simple caricatures and yet also infinitely complex. We know just about all there is to know about Shelton's Furry Freak Brothers after reading a few of their adventures, but Mister Natural, Crumb's materialistic guru, is a bottomless well. So is Fritz the Cat. Fritz must have seemed a natural for animation. Crumb's stories about him are not "cinematic," unlike many comic strips of the last forty years—Crumb's "camera" remains in a fixed position, with no unusual angles or close-ups or other such movie techniques—but Fritz is a rounded, three-dimensional character, like those in the animated cartoons of the thirties and early forties. The Fritz stories combine "old" characters with "new" subject matter, and thus were perfect for Bakshi's purposes. As a bonus, Fritz is the most famous creation of the most famous underground cartoonist—and that's a little odd, since Fritz has never appeared in a story drawn for an underground comic book. That was the heart of the problem. As Steve Krantz tells it, he and Bakshi "had had very serious conversations running over a number of months, with an eye toward doing something in the adult animation field." Krantz says they "thought of a great many projects, none of which seemed right." (One that did seem right was an Annie Fanny cartoon, but Hugh Hefner rejected the idea.) Evidently, Bakshi and Krantz did not turn right away to the underground cartoonists for possible feature material, even though Bakshi lived in New York City's East Village—center for "underground" activity in those days—from the time he returned from Canada until the Krantz studio moved west, and had a passing acquaintance with a few of the cartoonists. It was Krantz, not Bakshi, who had the idea of putting Fritz on film. In October 1969, Ballantine published a large paperback book containing three of Crumb's Fritz stories, and Krantz remembers, "I discovered Fritz the Cat, and I said, 'My God, this is it.'" Sometime in the fall of 1969—everyone involved says that they're not sure of the date, but November is a good guess—Krantz and Bakshi got in touch with Crumb and paid his way from his home north of San Francisco to New York, in order to talk with him about getting the screen rights to the Fritz stories. That was to lead to complications not normally associated with such deals, and those problems had a great deal to do with the kind of artist Robert Crumb is, and his special relationship with his character Fritz. Crumb is almost five years Ralph Bakshi's junior—he was born on August 30, 1943—and is his opposite in almost every way. Most descriptions of Crumb use words like "gangling," "skinny," "bespectacled," and the like. If Ralph Bakshi was a typical high school extrovert of the fifties, then Crumb was the familiar high school introvert, whose world was inside his head—until it escaped onto paper. Crumb was raised as one of five children in a Roman Catholic family in Philadelphia; his mother has recalled that he started drawing when he was two or three ("He never liked coloring books"). By the early fifties, Crumb and his older brother Charles were turning their backs on schoolwork by reading and drawing comic books in great quantities. Their own comics—imitations of the Dell "funny-animal" line, with such titles as Funny Friends and Brombo the Panda—existed in only one copy each; they were drawn in pencil in hard-cover composition notebooks, and passed around to family and friends. The brothers temporarily abandoned their home-made comics in 1958, when they published three issues of Foo (subtitled "lampoons and parody"), an imitation of Harvey Kurtzman's Humbug and the Kurtzman issues of the Mad comic book. Foo was printed by offset, but even it was plainly drawn more for the brothers' own enjoyment than for anyone else's. Funny Friends and Brombo both died in 1958, victims of Foo, but other single-copy books took their place after Foo itself died. Such titles as Crumb Brothers Almanac and then Arcade were mixtures of comic strips, sketches, and text material; Charles and Robert drew many strips together, each contributing his special characters. The old funny-animal fixation was gone (they worked on a "Treasure Island" series for about three years, using human characters), but the brothers remained their own best audience. They were also their own best teachers, and Robert's skills matured rapidly. Fritz made his debut in a Crumb comic around 1959, but he was a real kitten before that. Crumb has always loved cats, and he began drawing stories about Fritz to amuse his younger sister, Sandy. Crumb depicted Fritz as a real cat at first, in the company of other real cats, doing things that real cats do, but he very quickly raised Fritz up on his hind legs, gave him some clothes and made him a member of the Crumb brothers' little stock company of talking animals, many of them survivors of the early days of Funny Friends. (Some of them survIved even longer than that; Fuzzy the Bunny, who appeared as a motorcycle hood in Crumb's last Fritz story in 1969, was originated by Charles in 1949.) Fritz very quickly acquired a distinct personality; he was glib, smooth and self-assured, characteristics that have considerable significance insofar as Crumb's own personality is concerned. Marty Pahls, a longtime friend who is married to Sandy Crumb, puts it this way: "I don't think the difference between Robert, back in 1960-1965, and his characterization of Fritz is all that mysterious. To a great extent, Fritz was his wish-fulfillment. Through Fritz, Robert could do great deeds, have wild adventures, and undergo a variety of sex experiences, which he himself felt he couldn't. Fritz was bold, poised, had a way with the ladies—all attributes which Robert coveted, but felt he lacked." Crumb himself balks at questions about his relationship with his comic-strip cat—"I just got into drawing him. ... I liked to draw Fritz, he was fun to draw "—but the correlation between the changes in Crumb and the changes in Fritz is striking, Most of Crumb's early stories—drawn in pencil—have been lost or scattered, and only his later (1964-1965) Fritz stories, drawn in ink with a Rapidograph pen, have had wide circulation; however, one transitional pen-and-ink story, drawn in 1964, was published as R. Crumb's Comics and Stories in 1969, with a caricature of Crumb's wife Dana on the cover. One of the later Fritz stories was published by Viking Press in Crumb's Head Comix in 1968; two others were published in the Ballantine book in 1969, along with a third story, drawn in 1968-1969 especially for the book. Like the earlier pencil stories, the pen-and-ink stories were never meant to be published; Crumb drew them for his own amusement. At least two of these stories—the one in Head Comix and "Special Agent for the CIA" in Fritz the Cat—were drawn in a large, thick book, bound in black and filled with blank pages. The book (a bookbinder's sample, Crumb says) was given to Crumb in 1964, at the time when he was leaving for Europe on his honeymoon, by some of his colleagues at American Greetings' Hi Brow Studios in Cleveland. Crumb had moved to Cleveland in 1962, a year after graduating from high school, and, after a year spent doing color separations for American Greetings, he began drawing cards for the Hi Brow series. After his marriage, Crumb and his wife lived in Switzerland and Copenhagen and traveled through much of Europe before settling briefly in New York and then Cleveland again. Obviously, Crumb's life was different; it had opened up as it never had before. "The whole pattern of Robert's life changed," Marty Pahls says. "For years, he had few friends and no sex life; he was forced to spend many hours at school or on the job, and when he came home he 'escaped' by drawing home-made comics. When he suddenly found a group of friends that would accept him for himself, as he did in Cleveland in 1964, the 'compensation' factor went out of his drawing, and this was pretty much the end of Fritz's impetus." Crumb's marriage marked the decisive break with his past, and so it was appropriate that it was the occasion for the gift of the bookbinder's sample. In the Fritz stories that Crumb drew from then until sometime late in 1965 or early in 1966, his perspective on Fritz has changed; there is a new irony and detachment in Crumb's treatment of the character, as if he were making one final assessment of Fritz before discarding him. The secret-agent story—undoubtedly spawned by the James Bond craze of the time—is pretty much in the old mold, but in "Fritz the Cat" (in Head Comix) and "Fritz Bugs Out" (which was published first. in Cavalier in 1968, and then in Fritz the Cat), Fritz is very much a part of what was to become, in a year or two, the highly publicized "hippie scene." Fritz is a college student, and a con man, and he exploits the apparatus of the budding counter-culture—folk music, sexual freedom, racial consciousness, radical politics, the works—for his own ends. Fritz is so good at seeming sensitive and poetic that he even fools himself. "Fritz is a phony,"' Ralph Bakshi has said, and that's crude but not inaccurate. The important point is that Robert Crumb's attitude toward his character had changed, so that he could depict him as a phony. By the time Crumb drew "Fritz the No-Good" late in 1968 and early in 1969, about three years after he had drawn his last previous Fritz story, Fritz's armor had grown so thick that he could survive welfare and even a stint with some urban guerrillas and still emerge with his ego intact. It's a good story—Fritz himself is funnier than ever before—but Crumb didn't want to draw it ("1 like forced myself") and did it only to fill out the Ballantine book. Crumb had already left Fritz far behind when he moved to San Francisco early in 1967 and fell in with the "flower people" who were then drawing national attention to the Haight-Ashbury district. He attributes Fritz's demise to LSD: "I always liked to draw funny animals, up until about '66 or so [actually, the fall of 1965], when I started taking acid. . . Acid changed my view of everything. It changed my whole attitude toward cartooning; .I stopped taking it quite so seriously. After a while, I became a lot less story-oriented, and started drawing for its own sake. Then gradually I got to taking it seriously again. ... If you take it seriously, you can get hung up good. When I got famous, that made me start taking it seriously again. Now I'm trying to loosen up without having to take acid. I haven't taken any for a long time." The new, looser Crumb adopted a sort of stream-of-consciousness technique, drawing shorter stories with new, human characters; as Les Daniels has said, these human characters don't behave as "normally" as Crumb's animal characters did. Many members of Crumb's new troupe were born in the fall of 1965, during a week's stay by Crumb at Marty Pahls' apartment in Chicago; Pahls has recalled going with Crumb one Saturday to a store "that had a huge pile of old junky [funny-animal] comics from the forties and early fifties—the real nowhere crud, you know. ... Robert really flipped out over this stuff. It was done in a hurry by a bunch of careless, cynical hacks, and as such is closer to the mainstream of what we're living in (is dis a system?) than comics by good artists." From then on, Crumb began to use more of the ephemera of American life in his strips—not in an ordered, critical way, as in his last few Fritz stories, but playfully. The explicit sexual content of Crumb's stories—which had been rising for years—shot up in the late sixties, a development that Crumb credits to S. Clay Wilson, another underground cartoonist. Whether all these changes have produced comics that are preferable to Crumb's pre-acid work is debatable. With his new casual, free-association approach, he sometimes plumbs new depths in strips that are troubling and mysterious, even when they're funny, but he does so erratically, and most of these strips lack the sustained impact of the handful of long stories he has drawn since 1966. In any event, Crumb has changed, drastically, and Fritz is now firmly locked in his past. He may use Fritz again, but it will not be the same Fritz as before, and it won't be in the same kind of story as before. Predictably, Crumb was not too happy about the idea of the old Fritz's being resurrected on a movie screen. Ralph Bakshi remembers Crumb protesting, at the Krantz studio in New York, that Fritz was in his past: "He's one hundred per cent right. But it's not animation's past; this is what I kept telling him. To animation, it's revolutionary. Robert kept getting so upset—'That's my oldest thing, I'm doing things different now'—and I kept saying, 'But that's your medium. In our medium, it's as new as it was the first day you did it, Robert.'It's newer for us, because there have been other things done occasionally in strip work that have gone that way. In animation it's unbelievable—commercially. We all have done stuff on our desks during lunchtime." Bakshi remembers that—apart from his reservations about using Fritz at all—Crumb was enthusiastic about the drawings Bakshi had prepared to show Crumb what kind of movie he had in mind: "He did say, 'I'm not sure,'' and I did say, let me try some more. But he told me he loved the drawings. So I met him a couple of nights after, and he said he'd been wandering around New York because the drawings were so great he hated to disappoint me. I stressed how important it was for me to do this film—which was honest, it's been a labor of love ever since I started. ... The first visit he said, 'let me think about it,' then there was a firm yes somewhere along the line." Crumb's account is different. Of Bakshi's presentation, he says: "I didn't really love [Bakshi's drawings]; they were okay. They flew me to New York, and I went and looked at them. I was real distressed; I walked around New York for a couple of days, wondering what the hell I was going to do. They had all this work done, they had gone ahead and done all this work before they even contacted me. ... Ralph Bakshi had done all this what looked like stills, and mockups and everything. ... Then he asked me if it was okay with me if they did it. I said to let me think about it, because it looked to me like it would be a really big disappointment to Ralph Bakshi if I said no. I thought about it, and I guess I did tell him no, but he said, 'Don't say no, let us work on it a little more before you say no, and show you some more stuff,' blah blah blah, just leading me on and leading me on. I never gave him a firm no . . . don't use my characters or I'll get my lawyers on you—or said anything like that." Crumb says. that he left New York without giving his approval to the film, and never signed a contract; Steve Krantz says that he received a contract, signed by Crumb, in the mail, and that in return Crumb received twelve thousand five hundred dollars, which will be supplemented by a percentage of the film's gross proceeds. These are murky waters, and the two people who could shed the most light are not of much help. Steve Krantz is reluctant to say much more than that his dealings with Crumb were legally correct, and Crumb's San Francisco attorney, Michael Stepanian, won't talk to people who want to ask him questions about Fritz. It's possible to get from Bakshi's and Crumb's accounts a reasonably good idea of what happened between them on the personal level, but neither is a very reliable guide to the legal realities of the situation. However, it's difficult to believe that Krantz would have gone hunting for a distributor and financing for Fritz without believing he had a firm legal foundation for his claim to hold the rights to Crumb's character. By Krantz's account, the reception he got from distributors could hardly have been any chillier if he had had no claim to the rights at all. "When I say that every major distributor turned it down, this is not an exaggeration," he said late last year. The break came sometime during the spring of 1970, when Warner Bros. agreed to distribute Fritz and to provide money for making the picture. Although little preliminary work for Fritz had been done at the time, Bakshi discharged some of the people who had been working on the studio's limited-animation cartoons, and hired animators who were alumni of the old New York full-animation studios. Animation on Fritz began early in June 1970. Throughout 1970, Bakshi and Crumb talked on the phone occasionally. Crumb remembers their conversations this way: "He called me up a couple of times and said they were working on it some more, and one time he called me I said no, I don't want you to do it, and he talked to me and pleaded and said let us work on it some more before you say that; let us work on it and show it to you before you say no, you can decide then, when you see that. … So I said, well, okay." Bakshi remembers Crumb's changing his mind and attempting to stop production over the phone: "He said no over the phone, and Steve went through the roof: At that point he had spent a lot of money." Late in November 1970, Bakshi and Krantz flew to San Francisco and saw Crumb and Stepanian; Krantz says, "This was way after the contract, and a courtesy only." They took with them a short reel of film containing a few minutes of finished animation, pencil tests, and shots of some of Bakshi's storyboards. The reel had not been made to show to Crumb, but rather to Warner Bros. "They wanted to see what the level of animation would be," Bakshi says, "and I thought I'd show them a little more. They wanted heavy control, so Steve pulled out." Specifically, he says, Warner Bros. wanted movie stars' voices for the characters (none of the voices for the picture are well known; Bakshi did one voice himself, and Phil Seuling, a Brooklyn comic-book dealer, did another) and also wanted him to tone down the material, removing the explicit sex in a scene with Fritz and Big Bertha, an uninhibited crow. "I don't know what they thought they bought," Bakshi says. "They knew Crumb, they flipped over him, they flipped over the drawings, they flipped for my screenplay—then I showed them what I was doing, and they loved the style, but it was so strong. They wanted me to tone it down. We didn't want to tone it down. So we all shook hands, and we said, 'Great,' and we left." Shortly before Thanksgiving, with the Warner money gone, the studio was reduced to a skeleton crew of one animator, two assistants, a layout man, and a background artist. (For its part, Warner Bros. won't even admit that there ever was a distribution agreement. Relations with Warner Bros. were evidently not as cordial as Bakshi now suggests, since a special screening of Fritz by the American Film Institute at Los Angeles was canceled in March after it was learned that a Warner executive would be present.) Shortly before the layoffs, Bakshi called his crew together to tell them that he was going to the West Coast to seek financial backing for Fritz; and then he and Krantz left for San Francisco. Krantz says, "We went to San Francisco to get money from Fantasy Records, and because we were there we said we'd show the material to Crumb." Krantz met with Stepanian, Bakshi says, while he talked with Crumb. Bakshi recalls: "Steve had said that Robert or somebody had said no again, that I should go to San Francisco and tell him we've got the contract and everything, and everyone wants it... Whenever there was something they wanted me to clear up with Robert, I cleared it up . . . I was the contact with Crumb, on the artistic level. I had nothing to do with negotiations, nothing to do with contracts." Bakshi and Crumb watched the presentation reel for Fritz in a San Francisco screening room. The finished animation in the presentation reel was of Fritz and Big Bertha, a busty prostitute, in the throes of passion, and Crumb wasn't impressed by it: "It wasn't bad . . That fragment was better than Yogi Bear, but it wasn't Walt Disney." Bakshi, on the other hand, remembers that "Crumb flipped. ... He loved it, except for one thing—he wasn't sure about the voices, that's all." "I was treated very nicely," Bakshi says. "We spent the whole day together, and I told him the film was on, and that he had said yes, and he agreed that he had said yes. . . " Bakshi says he told Crumb that it would create havoc if production. were stopped, because so much money had already been spent at that point. "Part of my saying, please Robert, hang in there—even though he had signed the paper, because I had always wanted to please Robert—was the unbearable pressure on me [because of the money already spent] . . . I told him the picture's moving, things are going great, what are you saying no for if we've got a contract. I explained to him what the realities were. It wasn't one guy sitting at a board drawing a picture, there were forty people working." Bakshi remembers that Crumb departed with some friends, leaving his wife and Bakshi together (Crumb says that he met Bakshi for lunch, then "stuck him with my lawyer and ran away with some friends of mine," but Bakshi says he never saw Stepanian). Bakshi says he stated his case again to Dana Crumb and left for home. As Crumb tells it, he in effect surrendered the decision on the film to his wife and his lawyer; he says that his wife signed a contract during Krantz's and Bakshi's visit to San Francisco, although Krantz disputes this vigorously. Crumb recalls: "My lawyer was really hot for this, because he went to all this trouble to write up this hot-shit contract that was supposed to be real good for me. He had some Hollywood lawyer friend of his help him, you know, some guy that was used to writing movie contracts. . . My wife was hot to do it to get some money, you know. Immediately, when I signed the contract, I got ten thousand dollars [ Krantz says the figure is twelve thousand five hundred], so that was kind of enticing—to her. All these people were telling me what a great thing it would be to have this movie of Fritz the Cat. I just knew the whole thing would be a hassle. Everybody wanted it more than I didn't want it." In any event, Bakshi's visit to San Francisco closed the book on Crumb's role in the production of Fritz.Crumb did not see or talk to Bakshi again for more than a year, until Bakshi showed the completed film to him in February. The distribution and financing problems were also cleared up late in 1970, when Krantz found new backers and a distributor for the film. Cinemation Industries, a small, aggressive New York distributor that has established a good record recently for picking unlikely winners (both Johnny Got His Gun and Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song were Cinemation releases) and Fantasy Records (another small company that has enjoyed success, from its Creedence Clearwater Revival albums) put some money behind it. Krantz has recalled that Cinemation, unlike other distributors, reacted to Fritz with "tremendous enthusiasm"; that may not be too surprising when Fritz is measured against some of the films Cinemation has handled in the last few years—Girl on a Chain Gang, Teenage Mother, The Female Animal, The Seducers, I Drink Your Blood, and I Eat Your Skin. The question of Crumb's relationship to Fritz will continue to hang over the movie, and not simply because Crumb is anxious to make clear that he had nothing to do with its production. Crumb was disillusioned by his dealings with a few large corporations (including those that published Fritz the Cat and Head Comix), and since then he has hoed his own row, sticking to underground comic books. He has become so well known in the process that a magazine like The National Lampoon can parody Crumb without fear of puzzling too many of its readers. Crumb is a cartoonist who has made it—who has financial success constantly available to him—without making any compromises. Crumb relishes his independence; he remembers the time, not long ago, when Hugh Hefner of Playboy "sent his cartoon editor to make me an offer. A strip for them every month, and they'd give me five hundred dollars a page. I had the pleasure of telling him to stick it; one of the great satisfactions I've had. Five years ago, I would have jumped on that, hook, line and sinker. I don't need any of that shit; I can do exactly what I want and get paid for it." Of course, there are plenty of underground cartoonists who aren't in the same position; probably only Gilbert Shelton and one or two other artists have comparable freedom. The fear among some of Crumb's admirers has been that Fritz signals the end of Crumb's independence, and so the hope of independence for less successful cartoonists. If Crumb, the most famous and popular and influential of the underground cartoonists, has been bowed by the exploiters' yoke, what hope can there be for artists who are struggling to make their way? Without Crumb's example, won't they be more likely to succumb to sweet temptations? Crumb lends some support to the notion that he has been plucked by greedy entrepreneurs; in his more benign moods, he refers to Steve Krantz as a "fat cat," and is much more caustic at other times. Krantz himself told a Wall Street Journal reporter last year, "I think Crumb is afraid the movie is going to be a hit and he'll be corrupted by a lot of money. He'll find, as we all do, that it's very easy to live with that kind of corruption." "New York capitalist" (Crumb's phrase) though he may be, Krantz positively shines when compared with most other animation producers—especially in New York—and he seems to have given Bakshi a free hand in the actual production of the film. In any event, it seems obvious from what Crumb has said about Krantz that he would never have said even "let me think about it" to Krantz alone; it was Bakshi's eagerness to make the movie that gave Crumb pause. Crumb's indecision—however it was expressed—led to a movie that will not bring him anything he wants. It will bring him more money and more fame—superfluities so far as Crumb is concerned—and it will focus attention on a part of his past that he wishes dead and buried. Since Bakshi is responsible for all of this, what really matters in determining whether Crumb has been "exploited" is what happened between Crumb and Bakshi. Crumb has had kind words for Bakshi, at least as compared with his comments about Krantz ("Ralph's an okay guy," Crumb said last year. "I mean, he really wants to make a good film, I guess, although I'm not so certain of how much taste he has"). Crumb evidently responded to Bakshi as to a fellow artist, and that response was justified. Even though it was Krantz who "discovered" Fritz the Cat, it is obvious that Bakshi saw in Fritz a vehicle for achieving some of the freedom enjoyed by the underground cartoonists. Bakshi says of Crumb, "Robert's one of the greatest cartoonists in the country. He revived cartooning, it was dying before he came up, and I want to do the same for the animation industry," and he says of Fritz: "It's an underground cartoon, not a big-ass media thing." Fritz is not an "underground" film, by any stretch of the imagination—no movie that was made and distributed within the normal channels qualifies for that label—but Bakshi's meaning is clear, and his sincerity was plain to Crumb. However, it seems doubtful that even that would have been enough to sway Crumb when he had so many good reasons for not wanting the picture made at all. Something more must have been involved. "Robert's real trouble is that he has never learned to say no to anybody," Marty Pahls says, and Crumb himself admits as much. last summer, Krantz sent Crumb a thousand dollars as an advance on a second Krantz-Bakshi feature; at that point, it was to have been Head Comix, a rock fantasia with Mister Natural as master of ceremonies. "I wrote them a letter telling them not to use any more of my characters in their films," Crumb says. "I can do that in a letter, but when I'm face to face with somebody, and like they're a person, I have to be mister nice guy or something." Steve Krantz says that Crumb didn't, write a letter, but only returned the check; still, the substance of the gesture was the same. Despite this sample of Crumb's firmness, Ralph Bakshi remembers Crumb as "mister nice guy," and professes to be mystified by Crumb's hostility to Fritz. "With Robert," he says, "I guess you don't know what he's thinking. He's a shy guy, and I guess he's telling you things because he doesn't want to hurt your feelings. In his head, he's got a whole other world going." Some of Bakshi's other comments are more revealing: "I'm sure that at some points I was asking very hard to do it when I first met him in New York—that's okay. ... Yes, I was enthusiastic about Crumb, and yes, I would have climbed five walls to have Fritz done in animation." What emerges most strongly when Bakshi talks about his meetings with Crumb is Bakshi's own strong desire to make the picture, and his efforts to impress that desire upon Crumb. Crumb's reluctance was an obstacle to be overcome, and Bakshi evidently thought that he had overcome it. Instead, he had simply run over it. That's not to say that he intimidated Crumb; there is no suggestion of that in what either man says. At worst, Bakshi failed—in his understandable eagerness to make the picture—to take Crumb's own feelings about the project into account. It may not even have been possible for Bakshi to do that. Steve Krantz says that Crumb's attitude changed "from day to day," and Bakshi remembers that Crumb "said yes and no I guess a million times." Introverts like Crumb always retreat into themselves most hastily when confronted by overpowering extroverts, and Bakshi—with his intensity, his thick Brooklyn accent and his strong physical presence—probably seemed to Crumb to fit into that category. There may have been no way for Bakshi to have reached that "whole other world" inside Crumb's head. What we have, finally, is not the cynical, ruthless exploitation that so easily could have been involved in the production of Fritz, but rather two artists whose radically different personalities all but guaranteed that confusion would follow in the wake of their conversations. At bottom, the "exploitation" of Robert Crumb may be simply a matter of a cartoonist who was reluctant to say "no" and an animator who was eager to hear "yes." [Click here to continue to the next section of "The Filming of Fritz the Cat."] [Original article © 1972 Michael Barrier]

Enfim, Krantz ao invés de criar uma história original, preferiu juntar três já existentes e formar uma única aventura, com algumas adições (por isso citei anteriormente ''forçando a barra''). O resultado deixou Robert furioso assim como os fãs mais radicais. O longa se divide em pequenas histórias, tentando passar como se todas fossem interligadas. A adaptação deixou elementos importantes de fora e foi acrescido de outros como por exemplo, ainda mais violência que o original.

Bakshi e Krantz agora precisavam de uma distribuidora, assim foram bater nas portas da Warner. Após mostrarem uma cena, os executivos ficaram de boca aberta de tanta depravação e aceitariam o projeto se fosse feitas varias alterações. A dupla não concordou a acabaram fechando com uma tal Cinemation Industries, especialista em explotation.

Hoje, essa animação seria alvo de muitos do politicamente correto. Aqui os policiais são porcos, negros são corvos, a mulher burrinha é uma égua e assim por diante. Contém violência explicita, consumo de drogas, piadas infames, de humor negro e até estupro. Além do protagonista que é um universitário que não frequenta as aulas e que deseja viver de poesia e transar com todas as fêmeas que puder. FRITZ THE CAT não é para qualquer um...

No fim, a controvérsia em torno da animação foi sua maior propaganda, FRITZ THE CAT que custou 850 mil dólares, lucrou mais de 100 milhões pelo mundo. Nem o sucesso comercial fez com que Robert ficasse feliz, acabou ''ressuscitando'' o personagem dos quadrinhos (já que não escrevia a anos sobre Fritz) e o matando com um picador de gelo por uma ex-namorada, isso em 1972.

Bakshi continuou sendo animador, inclusive a primeira adaptação para um longa do ''Senhor dos Aneis'' foi dele, uma animação de mais de duas horas de 1978 que abrange os dois primeiros livros.
Krantz que faleceu em 2007 participou da produção do desenho do Homem Aranha de 1967 a 1970. Em 1974 participou da continuação de FRITZ THE CAT, intitulada de ''The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat'' dirigida por Robert Taylor e que teve uma péssima recepção, matando de vez o personagem.

Já Robert Crump continua desenhando, pode-se acompanhar seu trabalhado em seu site oficial:

http://www.crumbproducts.com

O desenho é tão divertido e bagaceira que parece uma versão desenho de algum filme do Sady Baby (mas sem sexo explicito). Entenderam a minha comparação ?


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O Gato Fritz (Fritz the Cat)
Estados Unidos
1972 - 80 minutos

Direção:
Ralph Bakshi

Elenco:
Skip Hinnant (Fritz)
Rosetta LeNoire (Bertha/Vozes adicionais)
John McCurry (Blue/John/Vozes adicionais)
Judy Engles (Winston Schwartz/Lizard Leader)
Phil Seuling (Policial porco 1)
Ralph Bakshi (Narrador/Policial porco 2)
Mary Dean (Garota 1/2/3/Harriet)
Charles Spidar (Bartender/Duke)

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4 anos !!!!

DE MUITAS MERDAS !!!

Então chegamos a 4 anos de muita bobagem, muita bosta, muita sacanagem (é o pessoal gosta de sacanagem). É claro que quero agradecer a galera que sempre comenta os blogs parceiros e a todos que perdem seu tempo acessando essa porcaria de blog.

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BLARGHAAAHRGARG

Dos criadores de Banana Motherfucker !!!

Se você assistiu Papa Wrestling ou Banana Motherfucker, com certeza vão gostar de BLARGHAAAHRGARG, até porque todos os citados foram feitos pelas mesmas pessoas, então obviamente aqui também tem muita bizarrice, fazendo a felicidade dos amantes de filmes trash.  BLARG... (é muito grande o nome...) foi feito com o dinheiro arrecadado com a venda de DVDs do Papa Wrestling e acabou custando a enorme quantia de 850 euros.


Obviamente por ser um curta trash, a história é apenas algo ''obrigatório'', não vai fazer diferença nenhuma. Zeca Galhão (Dinarte de Freitas) é um jovem nerd, tímido e trabalhador, fazendo parte de uma empresa de extermínio de pragas. Certo dia, após um acidente, um grande monstro assassino é criado. Compreenderam ? A história aqui é o menos importante, o que vale é o nível de trash da perola !!!

Claramente inspirado nos filmes B da decada de 50, 60, BLARGHAAAHRGARG é bem divertido e se existe um contra, é devido ao mesmo ser curta metragem. O filme cumpre o que propõe, que é entreter e divertir. Pode até chamar o pai, a mãe, a irmã que não curtem trash para te acompanhar nessa bela obra de arte.

A direção ficou a cargo de Nuria Leon Bernardo que também escreveu o roteiro. Bernardo foi o produtor também de Banana Motherfucker e também fez os desenhos que aparecem no Papa Wrestling.

O nerd ficou a cargo de Dinarte de Freitas, que é desconhecido aqui no Brasil, mas que tem um certo sucesso em Portugal, principalmente atuando em series e curtas. Dinarte escreveu e dirigiu um curta que foi muito bem avaliado, o ''Endless Memories'', como é mais conhecido e tendo seu nome original, ''As Memorias que Nunca se Apagam''. contando a história de um casal da Ilha da Madeira no periodo de revolução da decada de 30.

E a atração principal, o monstro BLARGHAAAHRGARG (é claro que não ia deixa-lo de fora), foi criado pelo Fernando Alle, que quem acompanha o blog já devem ter ouvido falar.

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BLARGHAAAHRGARG
Portugal
2010 - 14 minutos

Direção:
Nuria Leon Bernardo

Elenco:
Dinarte de Freitas (Zeca Galhão)
Pedro Barão Dias (Cliente)
Adelaide João (Avó)
Luís Zhang (Recepcionista)

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Riding Shotgun

Curta cheio de sensualidade

Ultimamente trouxe alguns curtas bem propositalmente toscos, como Papá Wrestliing ou Banana Motherfucker, agora trago um curta animado tão divertido quanto os citados. O curta RIDING SHOTGUN é baseado numa historia em quadrinhos de mesmo nome criado por Nathaniel Bowden e Tracy Yardley e publicado pela Tokyopop, distribuidora especializada em animes e mangas.

RIDING SHOTGUN se passa num futuro próximo onde a indústria de armas privatizou a segurança em geral e qualquer um pode se tornar um assassino licenciado, pois as mortes foram legalizadas !
Existe uma aliança dos assassinos onde um codigo de honra deve ser obrigatoriamente seguido. O foco da história são em Doyle e Abby, dois assassinos novatos que querem subir de status. É possível ter essa explicação toda nos quadrinhos, no curta é apenas a dupla indo completar uma missão.

Existe também a versão ''motion comic'', que basicamente é os quadrinhos falado, mas infelizmente somente em inglês. Nessa versão, com todos os episódios unidos, ao todo são um pouco mais de 44 minutos, aqui também explicando o que aconteceu com o país.

RIDING SHOTGUN é bem violento, possui muito humor (incluindo humor negro), piadas de duplo sentido, personagem muito sensual, ou seja, fora do politicamente correto e isso é demais !!! Resumindo é feito para adultos. Com tudo isso, só poderia ter sido produzida pelo estúdio Media Mondo, o mesmo de Happy Tree Friends. Serio, não conhece Happy Tree Friends ? É aquele desenhos com bichinhos fofinhos, bonitinhos e que se matam violentamente em todos os capítulos. Não sabe ainda ? Procura, está perdendo um desenho divertido pra caramba !!!

Para quem não conhece

Voltando ao RIDING SHOTGUN, a direção do curta ficou a cargo de Michael Davis, que já dirigiu ''Mandando Bala (Shoot 'Em Up)'', ''100 Mulheres (Girl Fever)'', ''Monster Man'', entre outros.

A dublagem de Abby ficou com Jessy Schram, atriz e dubladora que pode ser vista em nas series ''Mad Men'', ''Falling Skies'', ''Nashville'', ''Era uma Vez (Once Upon a Time)'', entre outras.

Já o Doyle, foi muito bem representado por Yuri Lowenthal, que provavelmente você não deve conhece-lo, mas sua voz sim, incluindo para quem joga videogames, Lowenthal dublou personagens no ''Titanfall 2'', ''Mighty Nº9'', ''Fallout 4'', ''Halo 5'', ''Saints Row: Gat Out a Hell'', ''The Order 1886'',  ''Uncharted 4'', vários jogos do Lego,  o Peter Parker no exclusivo de PlayStation 4 e muito mais; em animações, ''Batman Unlimited'', ''Ben 10'', ''Naruto'', ''Bleach'', ''Afro Samurai'' e também muito mais. Segundo o IMDB, contém mais de 530 créditos !

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Site da Media Mondo:
https://mondomedia.com/

Site da Tokyopop:
http://www.tokyopop.com/

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Riding Shotgun 
Estados Unidos
2013 - 6 minutos

Direção:
Michael Davis

Elenco:
Yuri Lowenthal (Doyle)
Jessy Schram (Abby)

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The Geek

Bizarrice a outro extremo !

''Geek'' é um termo utilizado para indicar uma pessoa que gosta muito de tecnologia, como videogames, telefones, indicar fãs de história em quadrinhos, jogos de tabuleiros, filmes entre diversas outras coisas. Alguns podem usar como um termo pejorativo, mas jovens ''geek'' sentem orgulho de carregar essa alcunha.

Essa palavra teve primeira menção em 1876 como um sinônimo para otário (ou fool, em inglês, língua da origem). Com o tempo, artistas de rua que comiam inseto (bug, em inglês) passaram a serem conhecidos como ''geek'' e por analogia, os viciados em computadores, ou ''comedores'' de ''bugs'', começaram a serem chamados assim.

O ''nerd'' se difere de ''geek'' pois o primeiro geralmente é alguém além de outras características, inteligente, já o ''geek'' não é, ou não necessariamente. Geek também pode ser traduzido como ''aberração'', por isso o nome do filme.

Mas essa pequena explicação é apenas para o pessoal não confundir THE GEEK como sendo um filme intelectual ou qualquer outra coisa, pois na verdade se trata de um filme XXX, ou seja, porno, ou melhor ainda, porno bizarro, porno trash, porno da pior qualidade possível (tudo bem, não chega a ser um ''Sady Baby Style'', até tem mulher bonita) !!!

Essa merda para variar foi enviada pelo DougTrash (pois é, ele não vai com a minha cara), onde somente esse maluco para achar essas raríssimas pérolas da 7ª arte. O melhor de tudo, legendado !!!! Não que faça muita diferença num filme porno, mas mesmo assim é uma vantagem.

Enfim, essa merda é sobre um grupo de naturistas que vão para o meio da floresta para darem uma transada e para visualizarem um pé grande (também conhecido como sasquatch), só não contavam que esse macaco gigante. Curiosamente, THE GEEK é o segundo filme a caracterizar esse lendário animal que até hoje não existe comprovação. O primeiro foi ''Bigfoot'' de 1970 com a lenda dos filmes B, John Carradine, ator de 350 filmes, segundo o IMDB. O que podemos ter certeza é que THE GEEK tem a pior caracterização do pé grande, isso tenho certeza absoluta !!

O filme começa com uma narração de Donn Davidson, o diretor de um famoso cinema californiano chamado ''Dragon Art Theatre'', que passava filmes pornos, pornos trash, ao estilo THE GEEK. Ele tenta passar medo ao telespectador com esse bizarro filme. Na verdade, Donn tem razão, esse filme é para ter medo mesmo, causa danos cerebrais, eu não recomendo assisti-lo.

Donn Davidson.

Depois da bizarra apresentação, começa os letreiros, já no inicio indica que o filme que foi filmado em Oregon, Washington, Alberta (estados no EUA) e Canadá, puxa, com certeza essa merda mal pagou os atores (se bobear foram até voluntários), quiçá tenha todas essas locações. Após essa propaganda enganosa, temos uma narração que causa mais medo para quem está assistindo. Tenho certeza que muitos vão fechar o video. Nem vou postar aqui pois se não vcs nem irão continuar lendo essa merda de postagem.

Aqui temos 3 casais que irão explorar a floresta, tenho poucas informações sobre os ''atores'', de certeza que pelo menos três deles, duas mulheres e um homem saíram do cinema adulto mesmo, a morena (com roupa preta) Nora Wieternik, a loira Lynn Holmes e Ric Lutze, alias, ele é mais ''famoso'' por ter sido o marido de Rene Bond, clássica atriz porno dos 60 e 70 e hall da fama do AVN. Inclusive o casal da vida real e Nora trabalharam juntos em ''Refinements in Love''

A equipe chegando na floresta.

Após caminhadas, montagem das barracas e quase metade do filme, temos a primeira cena de sexo. Não vá esperando coisa boa, é uma cena bem simples e toda cortada. O grupo se encontra novamente para continuar as buscas no dia seguinte. Rola mais uma transa, infelizmente toda cortada também. Pelo menos aqui o conversa foi muito legal:
- Eu fui um bom pedaço de bunda ? - Pergunta a loira.
- Você foi o melhor pedaço que já comi. Claro, você foi a unica.
- Você tá querendo me dizer que é virgem ?!
- Bem, o mais próximo que já cheguei foi quando minha irmã deixou chegar nos seus peitos.

Bastante namoro no filme.

Transa terminada, dia seguinte e continua a expedição, caminhada, caminhada e mais caminhada (apenas para encher linguiça no filme), até que um deles avista uma pegada, adivinha de quem ? Sim, do pé grande ! Porra, já passou meia hora (de 47 minutos totais) e ainda não apareceu a atração do longa. Eles decidem próximo a pegada pois acreditam que o pé grande possa estar por perto.

Caminhadas e mais caminhadas...

Mas após uma longa espera temos finalmente o encontro esperado com isso...:

Porra, dá vontade de parar de escrever, que merda, estou revoltado, isso é pé grande que se apresente ???? Enfim, pós a apresentação tosca, o grupo avista o humanoide e resolvem fazer contato. Mas é claro, com três barbados na equipe é obvio que enviaram uma mulher, sim, escolha fantástica. Com o mimimi que existe hoje, imagina o que as feminazis não fariam com esse filme ?

Bem, a mulher chega perto e o safado pé grande começa a passar a mão nela e provavelmente depois de alguns cortes, o animal já está metendo a piroca. No inicio ela até queria resistir, mas logo começou a gostar de um membro diferenciada. O mais legal de tudo é que os três homens não fizeram nada para ajudar, provavelmente são bundões os voyers !!! Mas ainda tem mais, a zoofilia foi filmada !!!

Minutos depois, o animal é avistado mais uma vez e bem empolgado um deles grita para fujirem, sendo que um vai para cada lado. O pé grande vai ao encontro de... É claro, de uma mulher que também nem tenta resistir. Mas depois dessa pelo menos o carinhoso humanoide tira um cochilo abraçadinho a mulher. Você faz isso em casa ? Onde depois que goza se vira pro lado ? Se inspire no pé grande !

Carinhoso...

Somente depois de tudo isso os ''homens'' resolveram se vingar e partem para cima, numa ''luta'' que Os Trapalhãoes e o astro do blog Cuneyt Arkin sentiriam orgulho ! Enquanto isso a mulher desmaiada (ou aproveitando o orgasmo), com a bunda pra fora e ninguém ajudando a coitada. Quando terminada a porradaria, só resta a equipe ir embora, não sem antes o virgem dizer que ainda se encontrar com o animal... (HAHAHAHA). O filme termina e eu só tenho lamentar de assistir essa merda. Não posso esquecer do Gardenal depois disso tudo.


O diretor dessa porcaria é desconhecido, bem difícil de se encontrar alguma informação precisa, uma suspeita é que quem assumiu a cadeira foi James Meyers que dirigiu alguns pornos nos anos 70 sob o pseudônimo Jimmy DeKnight.

Essa bomba foi trazido a toda pela Something Weird Video, produtora que trabalha com diversas bizarrices. Descoberto em 1996, foi lançado sendo ''special edition'', simplesmente não sei no que, a unica coisa que descobri que essa versão que trouxe está cortada (principalmente nas cenas que se teria sexo oral).


Depois disso tudo, só tenho a pedir desculpas aos leitores...

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The Geek
Estados Unidos
1971 - 47 minutos

Direção:
?

Elenco:
Lynn Holmes (A loira)
Nora Wieternik (A morena de roupa preta)
Ric Lutze (É algum dos homens)

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La Metralleta

A vingança da Metralleta !

O México, terra de mulheres lindas, onde nasceram diversos grandes humoristas da história, como o Chespirito, Cantinflas, Ramon Valdez, entre outros. São vizinhos dos Estados Unidos e possuem uma cultura rica e peculiar. Possuem umas das maiores gastronomias do mundo, em termos de variedades, fortemente influenciados pelos índios e os europeus.

Nos esportes, o preferido é o futebol, com uma liga forte economicamente e dominante na America do Norte mas com resultados inexpressivos globalmente. Já sua seleção nacional geralmente fazem boas campanhas em Copas do Mundo, mas ainda não chegaram perto do titulo. Outros esportes populares são o boxe e a ''lucha libre'', as lutas combinadas. Outro evento muito popular é a charreada, que é o rodeio versão mexicana.

A sétima arte não podia ficar de fora, o cinema mexicano tem origem nos anos 20, com pouquíssimas produções feitas, assim como na década seguinte. O ''boom'' veio nos anos 40, sem a concorrência de Hollywood (que deu uma estagnada nessa época), onde chegaram a dominar o mercado da America Latina, pelo menos até meados dos anos 50, onde esse período ficou conhecia como ''Anos de Ouro''. Outro fator que ajudou, com o alinhamento dos mexicanos com os americanos na 2ª Guerra, Hollywood alugava vários equipamentos e prestava assessoria técnica a um preço muito em conta.

Diversos clássicos foram filmados como:
*Maria Candelária (1944) Vencedor em Cannes
*As Abandonadas (1944)
*Coração Torturado (1945)
*Rio Escondido (1947)
*Maclovia (1948)

Após o fim de ''ouro'', o cinema mexicano continuou muito bom, mas sem a mesma força anteriormente. Sempre surge filmes ótimos e com sucesso mundial mas agora sem a mesma frequência. Alguns exemplos:
*Viridiana (1961)
*O Anjo Exterminador (1962)
*Como Água para Chocolate (1992)
*Amores Brutos (2000)
*O Labirinto do Fauno (2006)

Talvez o diretor mexicano de maior sucesso (ou mais conhecido) seja Guilhermo del Toro, dirigindo filmes nos Estados Unidos como ''Hellboy'' (1 e 2); ''Colina Escarlate (Crimson Peak)''; Blade 2, entre outros. Como produtor esteve presente no ''Kung Fu Panda 2''; ''Não Tenha Medo do Escuro (Don't Be Afraid of the Dark''); ''Mama''; entre outros.

Mas enfim, o México também roduz perolas dignas do FILMELIXO, já trouxe o bizarro La Mujer Murcielago (com a bela Maura Monti) e agora venho com o tosco LA METRALLETA com susana Dosamantes, interpretando uma policial. Susana é atriz muito popular na America do Norte.

Diana e sua inseparável ''metralleta''

Aqui Susana é Diana, também conhecia como La Metralleta, sim, ela não desgruda de uma Uzi 9mm, por isso o apelido. Ela é uma agente da policia federal mexicana, e faz parte de uma equipe para desmantelar um cartel de drogas.

LA METRALLETA começa cheio de ação, com uma batida policial no local onde estão os vagabundos. A policia federal é do tipo que atira primeiro e pergunta depois; e após o confronto com muitos mortos e vários presos, (inclusive com um policial descendo por umas correntes, levando um tiro no peito mas ainda com forças se agarrando), um dos marginais, o Cubano (Julio Cesar Baez) consegue escapar e planeja uma vingança junto com seu chefe Constantino (Juan Gallardo) contra a Diana. Mas por que contra ela ? Enfim, coisas que não precisamos saber.

Constantino e Cubano

A vingança contra ela é através de sua irmã mais nova Sandra (Blanca Bluitron). Para piorar as coisas, o informante de Diana é morto (e na verdade por culpa dela). Enquanto não fazem nada com Sandra, ela se envolve com um cantor da noite chamado Hugo, que lhe vicia nas drogas, causando revolta em Diana. Na verdade, esse cantor de 4ª categoria (estou forçando a barra, esse cantor é o profissional Hugo Jordan e canta muito) trabalha para Constantino, entregando a moça de bandeja para ele. Mas se para cantar ele manda bem, para se vestir... Tem uma parte que ele está com roupa social e pochete !!!! Ou eu não entendo nada de moda.

O cantor galanteador e Sandra

No fim, o cantor ''vende'' Sandra para uma dupla de sadomasoquistas que acabam torturando-a e a matando. Obviamente, Diana fica arrasada e planeja vingança contra Constantino e seus comparsas. Os vagabundos vão conhecer da pior forma o porque dela ser chamada de ''La Metralleta''. Mais tarde, devido a forma das morte, o chefe de Diana, Robles (Carlos Cardán) facilmente chega a ela como a culpada dessas execuções e a manda prender.

Enquanto isso, com uma caixa de fósforos com o nome de uma casa noturna que Diana encontra em sua casa, ela chega até Hugo o fazendo confessar todas as merdas feitas, e gerando pistas para chegar aos demais membros do cartel de Constantino.

Bem, as melhores partes do filme são quando a musa La Metralleta tem que mostras suas habilidades de luta, é impressionante o que ela consegue fazer, ''malditos ninjas, mal posso ver seus movimentos''. Não esquecendo também, que em diversas partes que usa sua Uzi 9mm, ouvimos apenas os tiros, não vemos a arma disparar, é tosco demais !!! Sem contar que dificilmente sai sangue dos baleados, os tiros não perfuram paredes, nem carros, nem nada !!! Nem vou citar que os capangas de Constatino parecem ser o Mr. Magoo, não acertam um tiro nela, mesmo ela muito exposta. 

Mas uma coisa boa no filme, Susana Dosamantes que é mãe da diva mexicana Paulina Rubio (talvez com essa informação faça com que o pessoal aumente o interesse nessa bomba). Dosamantes é uma famosa atriz mexicana, atuou em mais de 60 trabalhos, incluindo filmes, series e novelas.

Paulina e Susana

E para quem não conhece sua filha, segue um videoclipe:

Mas infelizmente tenho que voltar ao filme...
Não, é melhor terminar por aqui...
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La Metralleta
México
1990 - 77 minutos

Direção:
Roberto Schlosser

Elenco:
Susana Dosamantes (Diana ''La Metralleta'')
Carlos Cardán (Robles)
Juan Gallardo (Constantino)
Blanca Buitron (Sandra)
Julio César Báez (Cubano)
Roberto Ruy (Pitarras) 

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